It’s really stupid—my head knows clock time is an
artificial construct—but the return to standard time always lifts my spirits. These
days when the light streaming through our east-facing bedroom window wakes me
up, the morning isn’t half over.
I said it was stupid.
“Falling back” easily segues into looking back, coming as
it does in the waning of the year. Doesn’t take much to send me down memory
lane…
I wasn’t always the gardening maven you see before you—figuratively
speaking—today. In fact, aside from a predilection to play in the dirt, the
seeds of my future vocation had a pretty rough row to hoe (to mix metaphors). Everyone’s
read gardening/lifestyle magazine articles that begin: “When we added the 700-square-foot
conservatory to our 18th-century farmhouse…” or “This morning I
walked down the hill to our 14–acre woodland to check on the trilliums…” or “I
come from a long line of fanatic gardeners. I planted my first pansy at age
two, with Great-Grandma Edna gently guiding my hand…”
Well, none of
those writers is me.
Here's that pathetic American holly
in our front yard in 1998.
If you look closely on the right,
you can spot two of the three
sad spindly live oaks,
toward the back of the house.
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My roots
(ha-ha) go back to a “Leave It to Beaver”-era suburb. I never truly settled
down until moving to North Carolina, at the ripe old age of 44. Today I live in
a 1000-square-foot single-story bungalow built in 1997 on a concrete slab,
plopped dead-center on a 55’ x 120’ lot. The native vegetation left after the
septic system went in consisted of three sad-looking live oaks, three even-sadder
turkey oaks, a scruffy American holly and a healthy colony of sand spurs. Getting
rid of the ugly turkey oaks was an early project. Hurricane Bonnie in 1998 tilted
the holly to 60°:
it fell over completely when 1999’s Floyd blew through. One of the live oaks
started to threaten the screened porch, so Tim took her down. A stand of
centipede grass eventually put the sand spurs in abeyance, until the town dug
up a ten-foot-wide swath of the yard to install an obscenely over-budget sewer system that rendered water so expensive we could no longer afford to use any on the lawn. Long story short, the sand-spur seeds patiently lurking in the
soil resprouted and bore fruit.
Here's the third live oak, also in 1998. |
And yes, it's true that both
my dad and his dad gardened all their lives. I was just never particularly
interested in hanging out with them as they sowed seeds, transplanted, weeded,
watered and harvested. In fact, Dad actively discouraged me from joining in
after the spring that, in an well-meant but ill-conceived attempt at “helping,”
I dug up his entire three-year-old asparagus patch just before the first
harvest was due. I thought they were weeds.
Daddy died
before I got into the gardening game, which is really just as well: the shock
probably would have killed him anyway.
This is cabbage, also a Brassica,
left to bolt: pretty impressive, huh?
(Thanks to The Tacoma Kitchen
Garden Journal for the picture)
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My first solo garden was a desultory attempt at raising
vegetables in the tiny back yard of my apartment in Hudson Falls, NY, during
the late 1970s. That was back in my Mother Earth News
phase, which consisted of diving in with great enthusiasm February through
early May only to lose all interest by late July because I no longer had any
idea what I’d planted where when, or when what was supposed to be coming in. I
did have success of a sort with the broccoli and Brussels sprouts: the stature
of the plants so impressed me that I let them bolt (i.e., flower and set seed)
just to see how tall they’d get. They towered to over seven feet before frost
cut them down. Alas, bolted Brassicas are unfit for human consumption.
The book that jump-started a career. |
After a 14-year hiatus and three moves, the gardening
itch struck again, triggered by an impulse-purchase of Cheryl Merser’s
intriguingly titled A Starter Garden: The Guide for the Horticulturally Hapless (see Good Reads at right).
Merser gardens on Long Island, NY, only 250 miles and two hardiness zones south
of Glens Falls: her relative geographic proximity and upbeat style eased most
of my worries. She convinced me to give flower gardening a go.
The house where the book jump-started the career. (Just ignore Google Maps' pink arrow.) |
My back yard
in Glens Falls was terraced. An L-shaped dry-laid New England stone wall broken
by three shallow steps separated the upper level from the lower. I dug a little
bed along the top of the wall and planted it with poppies and forget-me-nots.
Encouraged when they didn’t die—and actually garnered a few compliments on
their kindergarten colors—I dug another, larger flowerbed along the bottom of
the wall, and filled it with plants chosen by the pretty-picture-on-the-tag
method from Meads, a nearby garden center. I put in spiked loosestrife (Lythrum virgatum, which is not the evil, waterway-choking purple loosestrife), tall rue (Thalictrum polygamum), spiderwort (Tradescantia virginiana), bleeding heart
(Dicentra spectabilis) and other
beauties that don’t grow well south of the Mason-Dixon Line, knitting them
together with ‘Gold Acre’ sedum and more forget-me-nots. (Try not to have more forget-me-nots if they
like where you put them. Ha.) I also installed a couple of yellow sundrops (Oenothera fructicosa) to brighten a shady corner, which
introduced me to the reality of vegetative thugs. The current owner of the
house on Garrison Road may still be contending with them.
Wow! I thought.
This is so cool!
My love
affair with bulbs started then too, as I learned you can never have too many.
Even in Glens Falls—nicknamed “The Refrigerator”—where chilling hours
abound, hybrid tulips didn’t put on much of a show after the first or second
year. There’s some pecuniary method in that particular breeding madness, I think.
Then Tim
happened, and, after a year's wild roller-coaster ride, we ended up in NC, where a
clean slate, a salubrious climate, and easy digging made gardening for a living
look doable.
And so it has
been.
*****
Brian Greene and some strings |
Because I
believe in the illusory nature of life, I also believe in infinite parallel universes,
where the paths we don’t choose on this plane spin alternative selves off into worlds of their own.
Theoretical physicists are beginning to think there might be something to this
on-the-surface-of-it-wacko idea. In fact, PBS’ “Nova” is running a series on
this very topic right now, hosted by string-theorist Brian Greene. Now, I don’t
pretend to understand the ins and outs of string theory or dark matter or the
elasticity of time—any more than I understood Stephen Hawking’s point in A Brief History of Time for more than 56
seconds after I closed the book—but I am infinitely grateful that in
at least one of my universes, I get paid for doing what I love. I get paid for
playing in the dirt.
How neat is
that?
Thanks for
dropping by.
Kathy
Kathy,
ReplyDeleteOne of your best columns yet! You are the Erma Bombeck of the horticultural world and always brighten my day with your wit. Keep churning them out, girlfriend. Lots of us are reading and chuckling. Useful information paired with humor! I love it!
Margaret
Margaret--
ReplyDeleteRealizing someone commented is always like Christmas morning, so I'll be humming "Jingle Bells" all day until Tim threatens to stuff a viola down my throat. Thanks for the kind words.
Hope you voted last Tuesday. Amazing that usually apathetic OKI beat the national turnout average, with about 40% showing up at the polls. Fingers crossed for a sea-change, or at least no new capital projects for the next week or so.
Warm regards, K