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| Pickles & applesauce |
With the
blessing of his cardiologist, ten days ago Tim stopped taking an extremely toxic medication
meant to control his afibrillation: now, for the first time in over a year,
he feels, well, well. As a result assuming responsibility of his own health
(nobody knows a body like its owner), Fitzgeralds Gardening put in its first
full work-week since July.
We labored for 15 hours over 5 days pruning, weeding, bagging debris, dumping debris,
edging beds and mulching one of our regulars’ property. Doesn’t sound
particularly taxing, but I suggest most of you probably could not achieve the
same manicured results in as little time. For two geezers straddling 60 it was
a triumphant (if exhausting) re-entry to the world of gardening-for-hire.
In
addition to the regular job, I’ve contracted to weed a friend's
overgrown spread for two hours every Saturday morning with the aim of
independently financing my various money-pit hobbies—weaving (lessons, yarns,
looms, books), knitting (needles, lots and lots and lots of yarns, books),
canning (canning pots, jars, lids, specialized utensils, all the local produce
I can find, books), and reading (more books). Most of the writing I do—blog, newsletter
columns, the poetry collection I’m whipping into shape—only eats up time,
which, as the 1% knows full well, is
money. Except in my case, apparently.
With the
advent of our return to gainful activity, however, my above-mentioned hobbies
threaten to overwhelm me. I cancelled my weaving lesson last week because I
hadn’t done my homework. (“Did the dog eat it?” teased Kathleen, my teacher.) I
have three little projects in the works on two looms at the moment, one
incomplete, two not even started.
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| Work not in progress |
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| Work in progress |
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| Almost there! |
Meanwhile, on the knitting
front, my first-ever raglan-sleeve sweater project lacks only two-thirds of a
sleeve, neckline detailing, and blocking. The nearness of the finish line is a
goad to my flesh. Plus, on our most recent visit to the yarn shop, I got wool
for a new sweater for Tim because I love to start new projects and I’m an idiot.
Out in the garden, I pulled out
most of the remaining looper-and-pickleworm-devastated melons (will try again
next spring) and sowed lettuces, onions, rutabagas and turnips in the
Grow-Bags. What’s hilarious about that is almost every bag has at least one potato
sprout that I carefully hilled and planted around. The rest of the yard I
continue to ignore.
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| Hope springs... |
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| The former melon patch |
On our
way to work Monday, Tim and I stopped by Oak Island’s farmers market, where we
cleaned out two stalls’ remaining pickling cucumbers and apples, and picked up
some persimmons and three cool-looking yellow zucchini for good measure.
Tuesday morning, Tim had his actinic keratoses drug-trial check-up in Wilmington,
so we took advantage of proximity to Whole Foods and Carolina Farmin’ stores to
buy even more cukes and apples. Arriving home at 2 o’clock, we set about making
pickles and applesauce.
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Eleven pints of
bread-&-butter pickles |
Working
together on projects reveals new and fascinating things about your partner.
Tim, for example, is a champion apple-peeler, a fact that had heretofore escaped
my notice. He skinned 14 pounds of apples faster than I could core and
quarter them. Absolutely amazing. And he’s also a whiz at packing jars with cucumber
slices and strips. (“I watched a Mister Rogers once where he visited
a pickle factory, and the ladies there really crammed them in,” he explained as
I gazed at him with wonder and watery eyes over a saucepan of gently boiling vinegar and
spices.)
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Eight pints of applesauce,
minus the quart jar
we already opened |
In a little over three hours, we
reduced 23 pounds of produce to 24 pints of preserves. It was at this point,
obviously in some sort of fugue state, I volunteered—hold on to your hats—to
cook dinner. No, really, I did. I
whipped up one of my two specialties (the other one is baked ziti), a shepherds
pie made with North Carolina-raised grass-fed beef from the Greenlands Farm Store
on Midway Road and sweet onions grown in Brunswick County, topped with
mashed potatoes from our very own Toadflax Farm. With all those local
ingredients, even such a pathetic excuse for a chef as myself couldn’t mess up
too badly. It came out okay, I guess: we very nearly polished off the whole
thing at one sitting, although we immediately wished we hadn’t.
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| Two pints pickled yellow zucchini |
Later, the dishes air-drying in
the drainer, Alex Trebek running the Jeopardy! board with his usual aplomb, knitting
in hand, I remembered I hadn’t turned out a blog post for this week. So here it
is now. As with all things, I get around to it. Eventually.
Thanks for dropping by.
Kathy