THE MOON, THE SUN, THE SHORTEST DAY

            Raised the mailbox’s red flag yesterday on the last of the Christmas cards with their non-religious stamps. Waited in line this noon with a well-behaved throng of fellow procrastinators to post the parcels that absolutely, positively have to be there by next Friday. One anvil lifted from my shoulders and a second floated off my chest: duties discharged in a timely fashion for another year.

U.S. Naval Observatory logo



            Generally I relish the whole holiday potlatch, but not this year. Don’t know if it’s the view of the consumer economy from the cheap seats, the depressing business-as-usual going on inside the Beltway or the early cold snap; whatever, this year’s holiday preparations have been a trudge. Then news from the U.S. Naval Observatory cheered me up.



            Guess what, kids? December 21^st will see major big doin’s this year. Not only does the sun mark its southernmost declination at the Tropic of Capricorn over the South Pacific island nation of Kiribati, the moon goes full nearly simultaneously with a total lunar eclipse. It rarely gets more astronomically exciting than this. Stonehenge’s neo-druids will be peeing their pants.

I know, I know. What, you’re wondering, does astronomy have to do with gardening?

A past lunar eclipse,
not Solstice related,
at Stonehenge

Well, I reply, there are several connections. Astronomy imposes order on the natural world, just like gardening. You have to be outside to practice hands-on astronomy, just like hands-on gardening. Both disciplines increase your awareness of and appreciation for the wider universe, of which the human race is so insignificant a part. Both make you humble. Both gladden your heart. And what if the astrologers are right, that what’s in the sky at any given time influences what happens terrestrially?

            Mostly, however, the convergence of these three celestial events is just so totally cool that I wanted to share it with you.



The phases of a lunar eclipse

            I came by the knowledge of this astronomical bonanza serendipitously. I’m a hardcore gardener, so I track weather. Have done for years. I take three or four wind-and-sky-cover observations a day, note minimum and maximum temperatures and rainfall amounts, all duly recorded in my weather journal (makes me feel close to Thomas Jefferson). In addition to ambient conditions, daylengths and moon cycles matter to me, as they should to all gardeners. This is where the Naval Observatory comes in. It has a website offering daily and yearly charts of sunrises and sets, and moonrises and sets, the correct atomic time, and so on. (Check it out at www.usno.navy.mil/USNO.) In addition, some lovely guy who lives in Northern Virginia contributes a regular column called “The Sky This Week.” I don’t know his name, but he’s one of my favorite cyber-chums. He’s the one who clued me in.

 

            The moon becomes officially full at 3:13 am EST on the 21^st. The eclipse starts rolling a few hours before that, around 12:30 am, with the lunar surface completely covered by Earth's shadow between 2:40 and 3:17 am. During this time, the moon takes on coppery to dark red hue, depending on the opacity of Earth’s upper atmosphere. The USNO guy says the recent eruption of Indonesia’s Mt. Merapi will affect the murkiness Monday morning.

            Just so you know: I will not be awake to observe this exciting phenomenon first-hand, peering through the telescope I don’t own. The last time I was up past midnight on purpose (not including childbirth) was sometime in the 1980s. Supremely content with foreknowledge of its occurrence, I shall snore right through the actual event. 

Those wacky druids!



            Not so the neo-druids, those keepers of what they believe to be the ancient Celtic religious philosophy of the soul's immortality through reincarnation and health and fertility through mistletoe. Stonehenge on Salisbury plain is probably already chock-a-block with the faithful, all prepared to spend a frigid night honoring Luna. They’ll have time to thaw out and grab a nap before reconvening at the standing stones to usher in the beginning of astronomical winter, the venerated solstice.



            Here on the East Coast, at precisely 6:38 pm on the 21st, the sun reaches the point where it’s as far away from us as it gets during Earth’s annual orbit. Allegedly, this marks the longest night of the Northern Hemisphere’s year. In actuality, at least on Oak Island, the “longest night” repeats from December 17 to December 31. Yep, that’s more than two weeks of exactly 14 hours and six minutes between sunset and sunrise. We don’t notice it much because the sun continues to straggle up later—in fact, the length of days during the first two months of the year doesn’t seem to budge at all, which caused me to slide into a Seasonal Affective Disorder depression each and every February of the 20 years I lived in upstate New York. The good news is, sunsets get later too. It’s a tremendous psychological boost to me to know that, beginning on January 1, we pick up a minute or two of daylight each 24 hours. Can spring then be far behind? 



Those wacky Kiriatians!

            While we shiver and winge, I wonder what the inhabitants of Kiribati think about as they enjoy their couple of weeks of sun-dappled longest days. Since they inhabit one of the archipelagos that Al Gore predicts the Pacific will completely inundate at about the same time the last Himalayan glacier melts in 2035, maybe they have other, weightier matters on their minds. Then Tim showed me this picture of approximately 50 Kiribatians enjoying a tractor ride, so maybe not. Perhaps they’re more grounded in and grateful for the present than Americans tend to be.

            ’Tis also the season for eagerly awaiting 2011’s seed catalogs to arrive in the mail, with their promises of next summer’s colorful and delicious bounty. I’m thinking of adding more fruit and berry bushes and trees to the yard come warm weather. In my quest to eat primarily local produce in season, I’ve found I miss fruit more than salad fixin’s during winter. (I’ve progressed to where I feel really guilty, even a little criminal, about buying bananas, ever.) The peaches, strawberries, blackberries and blueberries I froze as they came in last season are nearly all gone, and it’s months and months until the next harvest.

            Maybe the pictures in the catalogs will help.

            Ah, gardening—and astronomy—is like raising kids. The days—and nights—are sometimes very, very long, but the years just flash past.

            Thanks for dropping by. I’m taking a little blog-break until after Christmas, so I’ll see y’all a day or so after Boxing Day. Have a peaceful and pleasant holiday, regardless of the one (or none) you celebrate.

                                                                           Kathy

            P.S.—Big kisses and hugs to Tim for pulling all the pictures for this post off of Google, and apologies in advance for any copyright infringement unintentionally committed.

LET IT NOT SNOW, LET IT NOT SNOW, LET IT NOT SNOW



This morning's heinous low

            Southeastern North Carolina has been in the grip of an unconscionably early, ridiculously prolonged and completely unnecessary cold snap for the past few weeks. I mean, it’s not like Minneapolis, where a mere 17 inches of wind-whipped snow collapsed the inflatable roof of the VikingDome (or whatever they call it), but it’s freakin’ bad enough for those of us who work outside. Sunny South, says who?

            Last week, for example, Tim and I had ten hayracks, six 16-inch pots and about 40 feet of bed space to fill with winter plants for our dentists’ office. This is how that unfolded.

 

Monday, the sky was overcast, the thermometer refused to rise out of the thirties and the north wind never took a break. We “left the ladder” (an insider term for a contractor’s visual implied notice of intent) by disposing of the sad and slimy remnants of summer’s display and building a pyramid of 15 bags of potting soil. We also delivered 30 flats of pansies and violas, sweet William (Dianthus barbatus), snapdragons, dead nettle (Lamium maculatum 'White Nancy'), kale and Swiss chard, all of which we prudently covered with Remay against the predicted nighttime low of 20°F. Chilled to the bone, we called it a day.

Good-bye, summer glories



 On Tuesday, we awoke to brilliant sunshine, the only meteorological difference from the day before. Well, maybe the wind had ramped up a bit. Looking like Michelin men in our many layers, we decided to wait another day to plant as the local weather guys predicted an even more frigid night. For four hours, Tim filled pots and hayracks with soil while I cleared weeds from the beds. My feet slowly solidified into single-toed blocks of ice. The ceaselessly whipping wind created a little maelstrom in my sinuses, resulting in a three-ibuprofen headache, even though I kept my sweatshirt hood pulled up and one of those skier’s ear-cover bands in place. (I learned long ago that one’s appearance to casual passersby ranks at the stony bottom of gardeners’ concerns.) At 3:30, as the angle of the sun declined, Tim pulled me away from the patch of Florida betony I was waging war on. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

In the wee hours of Wednesday morning, the fan motor on our HVAC jolted us awake as it screamed through its metal-on-metal death throes. Not as horrific as it could have been—after his trip out into the darkness, Tim reported that, bad as the noise was from inside the house, outside it truly impressed—the heater guy told us to switch the thermostat to the “Emergency” setting, allowing the astronomically expensive electric back-up heat to kick in. Fortunately, we were not without heat. Unfortunately, the heater guy also said that the part for our 13-year-old unit would take a few days to arrive.

The phase “adding insult to injury” came to mind.

By Wednesday morning, the wind moderated to a mere zephyr. By 11 o’clock, I had shed the ear-warmer, the outermost sweatshirt and the scarf. Primed to plant, we moved our poor, sad-looking flats into bright sunshine to facilitate thawing. The plants had lots of time to bask because the potting soil Tim distributed the day before had frozen nearly solid. We attacked it with trowels, but gently: cold terra cotta is fragile and breakage-prone, and, if one were to address one’s task too vigorously, the hayracks might fall off the fence onto one’s still-icy feet, causing said feet to shatter into trillions of tiny pieces.

I have a thing about the fragility of cold feet. When I lived in upstate New York, I took up cross-country skiing because one had to do something to get outside occasionally from December to April, preferably something not involving a snow-shovel and/or a roof-rake. The park at the end of our street groomed spotlighted trails for after-dinner practice runs. Whenever I encountered a hill of any size, the same vision would pop into my head with heart-stopping clarity: I fall hard as I pick up speed down the hill, and my feet break off at the ankles, whereat the skis and my feet continue on without me. I can still see it happening, clear as day—the tumble, the reverberating SNAP, the skis with my lowest extremities still in the boots gliding away into the forest, me on the ground looking at the strangely bloodless stumps and knowing the imminence of death by hypothermia. Needless to say, I never became one of the world’s most enthusiastic cross-country skiers. But I digress.  

Pansy popsicles, planted



Once the soil was workable, we stirred in fertilizer (the standard mix of six 16-ounce cupfuls Holly-Tone to one 16-ouncer of kelp meal to a 32-quart bag of potting soil). Then we started planting our 514 pansy-popsicles. The going was slow, given the lumpy media in the pots and the wooden consistency of the rootballs. Nonetheless, by late afternoon, the deed was done.

The plants won’t be beautiful until this unwarranted cold lifts, but they should survive it. Pansies, violas, snapdragons, dianthus, lamium and Brassicas like kale and chard are tough little buggers. (See the November 10^th post for more on winter containers.)

What a cool-season hayrack
is supposed to look like



 Mercifully, Tim had a doctor appointment on Thursday, after which we drove to Wilmington for another batch of cool-weather plants. These activities required minimal time outside. Friday was even better: we stayed home to wait for the HVAC repair guy, who'd assured us he'd be around to install our new fan and motor "sometime between eight and six." Ah, the perqs of self-employment! Good as his word, the new motor and fan were up and running by 4:30 that afternoon.

My toes finally became ten separate units again along about Sunday afternoon. I’m more than ready for our regular, mild-mannered winter to resume, but the weather guys say to count on continued cold and blustery northwest winds the rest of this week, at least. Where’s global warming when you need it? (Remind me I said that come next summer.)

Well, the untouched boxes of Christmas cards on my desk are staring at me accusingly. Plus there’s the wrapping and package-mailing to see to before Thursday to ensure timely arrivals. Since everything happens for a reason, maybe this atrocious weather has an up-side after all.

Thanks for dropping by. Stay warm, and don’t let the frost-bugs bite.

                                                                                 Kathy

STUFFING STOCKINGS



Cheapies but goodies



Stumped for stocking stuffers for your favorite gardener? I’ve got some suggestions that won’t go amiss for dedicated dirt-monkeys

 Most of us who play in the dirt have one favorite pair of tools: our hands. Two obvious gift choices here—gloves and hand cream. Good gardening gloves need to breathe, be flexible and allow fine finger movements. They do not need to last forever or break the bank. Available at any home-improvement store, six pairs of three-to-five dollar gloves trump one expensive pair of a name-brand every time.



Keeping your hands soft



            When it comes to hand cream, the one I like best is No-Crack Lavender Hand Cream in the 16-ounce jar. What’s so special about it? It’s thick and penetrating without leaving your hands feel like they’ve been submerged in a vat of Crisco. It’s pleasantly but not strongly scented. Best of all, it’s actually made in the U.S., by the Dumont Company of La Crosse, Wisconsin, and is available from the Duluth Trading Company’s website, www.duluthtradingcompany.com/women. Or, if you can't find it there, try http://www.nocrackcream.com/, a site run by a lady in West By-God Virginia who got tired of having to search all over the place for sources of this excellent stuff.

            If you’re as old as I am, you were raised that it’s tacky to resort to giving cash, or its modern incarnation, the gift card. It took years, but I managed to overcome my up-bringing: a gift card from any of the following companies would put a smile on my face come Christmas morning.

 


A cornucopia of catalogs

Duluth Trading Company, mentioned above, carries some sturdy, practical clothing—it’s the only place left in the world that stocks women’s overalls. Gardens Alive! (www.gardensalive.com) supplies a wide array of mail-order organic fertilizers, pest control and vermiculture supplies, while Gardeners Supply (www.gardenerssupply.com) is a good general source of gardenalia. Lee Valley Tools and The Kinsman Company (www.leevalley.com and www.kinsman.com) carry quality tools as well as garden accessories and ornaments.

 


Felco # 2 and # 4
with scabbard,
slightly used

Speaking of tools, a top-notch pair of pruners is always welcome. Tim and I both use Felcos: he prefers the heavier-duty #4, while I stick with my lighter #2s. Corona makes good-quality pruners as well. (A quick aside: When in the market for pruners, make sure you look for scissors-bladed models rather than the anvil type. Why? Scissors make clean cuts; anvils smash.) Both companies produce excellent hand-saws as well, for those jobs too big for pruners to handle. You can find both of both—Felco pruners and saws, and Corona pruners and saws—at both big box home improvement and finer garden centers. Yes, they’re both relatively expensive. Yes, they’re both worth it.



Kathy models a volleyball kneepad,
also available in white

 Another gardening pearl-above-price is comfortable, durable kneepads. Forget anything that fastens with buckles or Velcro: in addition to being hard to put on, they’re going to get painful fast. What does Kathy recommend? Nike’s Bubble volleyball kneepads, that’s what. They’re like soccer shin-guards for the knees—easy to pull on, easy to tolerate for those long days rolling out sod, easy to toss in the washer and dryer. And they last, for about a year of heavy use, indefinitely with lighter wear. We used to find them at our local mall, in Champs Sporting Goods, until the store closed. Now we go online to www.nike.com. If your Champs is still open, you’ll save the shipping.





Balm for plant-induced itches

 Another specialty product, indispensible for those of us allergic to poison ivy and its evil cousins, is the Tecnu family of topical creams. Tecnu was developed during the 1960s expressly for the lucky fellows assigned to witness atom-bomb blasts, to “wash off” all that nasty radiation fall-out. It didn’t work so great at that application, but it does take urushiol, the oil that makes us susceptible ones so miserable, off the skin. Tecnu is not a cure-all, but I can testify that it helps, especially if applied before and/or immediately after contact. The Tecnu Extreme wash helps ease the itching, and can be safely repeated as often as necessary. I keep a supply in our truck at all times. If you or a loved one suffers from poison ivy sensitivity, Tecnu products are gifts that keep on giving. Find it at CVS, or order online from www.gemplers.com.

On a less itchy topic, one thing all gardeners love is plants. Give yours the opportunity to choose something exotic with a gift card from a local nursery or one of the national catalogs. A list of some of my favorites has a distinct southeastern bias, but you get the idea.

When I lived in upstate New York, you couldn’t beat White Flower Farms for cool ornamental perennials and shrubs not readily available locally (www.whiteflowerfarms.com).  These days, I rely on Plant Delights Nursery and Wayside Gardens for unusual and experimental specimens (www.plantdelights.com and www.waysidegardens.com, respectively). When it comes to vegetables, I’ve had good luck with starts from Cook’s Garden (www.cooksgarden.com). For bulbs, my number one choice is Brent and Becky’s (www.brentandbeckysbulbs.com: see my November 16^th post for more details). Seed catalogs featuring heirloom varieties are legion: Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds, Select Seeds, Territorial Seeds, Seed Savers Exchange, Johnny’s Seeds, Renee’s Seeds, The Park Seed Company, and the venerable Burpee’s. All have eponymous websites and catalogs to make you drool. Many offer plant starts as well: I have had good luck with Select Seeds, who offers a selection of annual vines and flowers seedlings.

 

A gift that really counts



Does the gardener in your life already have every tool and tschotke he wants? Well, then, how about giving part of or even an entire starter garden to someone who could really use it? Heifer International (www.heifer.org) turns your donation into potentially life-changing livestock or tree seedlings or, my personal favorite, a gardener’s basket, including “… everything a family will need to start a sustainable farm—tree seedlings, rabbits to generate organic manure, chickens to eat pests and a hive of bees to pollinate crops and increase yields,” to quote the catalog, along with on-site technical support to families in war-torn and developing nations, as well as poverty pockets—which are growing larger daily as the global economy continues to stagger—right here at home. Besides, as I understand it, that’s the kind of giving Christmas and all the other winter-solstice holidays are really about.

A hint for blog neophytes from my resident computer nerd: just click on any of the websites in the post and you'll be transported right to the site. No dithering required. To return here, click on the "back" arrow. He swears it works.

            So merry Christmas to you and yours from me and mine. Tim says if anyone’s racking his brain for gift ideas for him, a Mercedes (any model) or a Rockwell Commander would be nice. Ha. What he really loves is chocolate, the real thing, Belgian or Swiss, crafted with high cocoa content and actual sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup (which, by the way, does not taste like sugar, no matter how many analyses agribusiness waves under our noses).

 

            Me? I’d like a pallet of fifty 25-pound bags of Black Kow, delivered.

           Thanks for dropping by. And promise me you’ll never use the oxymoronic phrase “free gift” again for the rest of your life.

                                                                            Kathy

GIFTING A GARDENER

 

An unexpected pleasure

            We gardeners are a lucky lot when it comes to gifts. We get unexpected little ones all the time. On Saturday, for instance, when Tim and I left the house on the annual Christmas tree quest, what to our wond’ring eyes should appear? Two perfectly formed cerise Zéphrine Drouhin blooms on the plant I’m training to swag over the front porch. And after two consecutive nights of frost, no less. Does that not have “gardeners’ gift” written all over it?

            Again yesterday, while doing my usual Sunday chores—feeding and watering the birds; turning the compost heap; taking the trash and recyclables bins out to the street; going horticultural walkabout to keep a lid on potential problems—I wandered out to the blasted vegetable beds for a look-see. Well, good golly, Miss Molly! Another little gift: 29 grape-sized green tomatoes that the frost had missed still clinging to their vines. Brought them in, gave ’em a wash, and put them on the kitchen windowsill.

            It may be that we’re just an easy-to-please bunch. But if you’re in the unenviable position of trying to top nature in the Christmas-morning-surprise department, I have a few suggestions you might whisper into Santa’s ear.

            Gardeners love reference books. I’ve listed some of my all-time favorites.

·         Manual of Woody Landscape Plants: Their Identification, Ornamental Characteristics, Culture, Propagation and Uses by Michael A. Dirr, 2009 edition. Sounds like a real snoozer, doesn’t it? Au contraire, it’s an absolutely-must-have reference for any serious gardener. I trust this book implicitly when it comes to woodies. The information is meticulous and often humorously presented. You won’t find many encyclopedias that make you chuckle, but this one will. Line drawings by Mrs. Bonnie Dirr illustrate the text. (The accompanying photo is of my well-worn 1998 edition. The new one has a snazzier cover.) Stipes Publishing, L.L.C., P.O. Box 526, Champaign, IL  61824. www.stipes.com.

·         The Well-Tended Perennial Garden by Tracy DiSabato-Aust, 1998. The go-to guide for information on pruning perennials for manipulating bloom-times and for maintenance of plant size and habit. Lovely pictures from the most successful Ohio gardens she's designed. This one’s DiSabato-Aust’s first book, and, in my opinion, her best. Timber Press. www.timberpress.com.

·         The Truth About Garden Remedies: What Works, What Doesn’t and Why and The Truth About Organic Gardening: Benefits, Drawbacks, and the Bottom Line, by Jeff Gillman, 2008. Mr. Gillman appeals to me because he doesn’t seem to have any particular axe in need of grinding. His stated aim is for people to understand why they do things in the garden, and the science behind how the thing works... or not. Both Timber Press. www.timberpress.com.

·         Weeds of Southern Turfgrasses by Tim R. Murphy, Daniel L. Colvin, Ray Dickens, John W. Everest, David Hall and L. B. (Bert) McCarty, 2002. Proof that it takes a village to identify a weed, this is hands-down my favorite pictorial reference. You'd think this one would be hard to find, as—oddly enough—it never hit the New York Times best-seller list. But it's not. University of Florida, Cooperative Extension Service, Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences, Gainesville, FL.

                                                        

·          Garden Insects of North America by Whitney Cranshaw, 2004. Don’t know ladybug larvae from elbows? Add this book to your reference shelf right now. This is the best bug book for gardeners I’ve ever stumbled upon; it has lots and lots of good pictures and useful information for the non-entomologists among us. Princeton University Press.

·         What’s Wrong with My Plant? (And How Can I Fix It?) by David Deardorff and Kathryn Wadsworth, 2009. Deardorff and Wadsworth are poster children for IPM (Integrated Pest Management), providing user-friendly flow charts based on plant appearance to diagnose pathologies. Then they offer organic solutions. Who could ask for anything more? Timber Press. www.timberpress.com.

This next is not precisely a reference book, but it is the most accessible introduction to the science and Zen of dirt I’ve yet to come across, which makes it indispensible reading.



More from the Fitzgerald bookshelf



·         Teaming with Microbes: A Gardener’s Guide to the Soil Food Web by Jeff Lowenfels and Wayne Lewis, 2006. I cannot recommend this book highly enough. The first part illuminates the ecosystem of living soil in such a powerful way that I kept saying “Wow!” out loud and waking Tim up to read him whole sections. The second part, about actually applying all those “Wow!” moments, got a little too intense (read: ’way too time- and space-consuming), but the true-believer methods can be adapted to forms that work for us less-evangelical types. Timber Press. www.timberpress.com.

For pure enjoyment, try one of these classics about the charm and wisdom lurking in gardens.

·         An Island Garden by Celia Thaxter, 2001. First published in 1894, Miss Thaxter’s narrative of growing her garden on Appledore Island off the coast of Maine evokes a gentler time and a smaller, nicer world. This handsome boxed edition features the same Childe Hassam illustrations as the original and a new introduction by Tasha Tudor. Houghton Mifflin. www.houghtonmifflinbooks.com.

·         Being There by Jerzy Kosinski, 1970. Not your conventional gardening book, nonetheless Kosinski has a lot to say about the important lessons learned from a life spent digging in the dirt. Originally published by Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, my more recent paperback is from Grove Press.   

Prefer your reading matter in smaller doses? How about a subscription to one (or more!) of the following magazines?

·         The Avant Gardener: The Unique Horticultural News Service. This monthly newsletter is a digest of about a million horticultural publications, and so worthwhile. Mr. Powell has been around a long time: he types his newsletter on a typewriter and runs it off on a stencil machine (anyone besides me remember those?). And he doesn't have a website. You gotta admire him for all that. Thomas Powell, editor and publisher. P.O. Box 489, New York, NY  10028.

·         Carolina Gardener.  Published seven times a year (bimonthly and a special spring issue). Aimed at gardeners in the Carolinas (duh) and Georgia, it features articles by well-respected regional writers, including yours truly. www.carolinagardener.com.





Kathy's favorite gardening magazines

 ·         Garden Gate. Coming to you every other month from the wilds of Iowa, Garden Gate’s focus is national with a slight Midwestern bias. Written entirely by its staff, there are lots of easy-to-read plant profiles, how-to construction projects and design suggestions. August Home Publishing Company. www.GardenGateMagazine.com.

·         Heirloom Gardener. Published quarterly by the fine folks at Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds. Kind of kitschy and down-home, it specializes in articles about non-hybrid, heirloom plants, many of which I’d bet a nickel you’ve never heard of. I certainly learn something new every issue, particularly from their Frankenfoods alerts. www.TheHeirloom Gardener.com.

·         Organic Gardener. Six issues per year. The granddaddy publication of sustainable gardening, it still delivers. www.OrganicGardening.com.   

Wow. Kind of makes you wonder how I find the time to actually go outside with all this reading material hanging around, begging for attention. It’s a physical thing, really: my butt gets sore if I sit too long. As a matter of fact, my nether regions are sending up some twingey messages right now, so I shall call a halt to these proceedings for the time being. I'll be back in a few days with other gardener-gift suggestions.

Most of these titles are available through Amazon. For subscriptions to The Avant Gardener, Garden Gate and The Heirloom Gardener, contact them directly.

Thanks for dropping by. And stay tuned.

                                                                   Kathy

BITS AND PIECES

            Because the Christmas holiday is bearing down upon us like one of those bullet trains we Americans don’t have any of for no very good reason (don’t let me get started on the automakers and the oil-and-gas conglomerate), I’m a bit more distracted than usual. Fitzgeralds Gardening is also in high gear, with almost two-thirds of our containers changed out and half of those 3000 bulbs in the ground. The level of organization required to orchestrate who gets what when requires a major chunk of my left brain’s resources, leaving barely enough oomph for calling out questions to “Jeopardy!” answers.

            Consequently, I shall wander where my less-encumbered right brain leads.

We had almost one-and-a-half inches of rain Monday night. That means the drip irrigation is off for the rest of the week. (The grass zones have been off since Oak Island’s Rube-doggle of a sewer system creaked uneasily into service in September). It (the drip) has only been running ten minutes three times a week anyway since the nights have cooled off, reducing transpiration stress. Did you know it’s the unrelentingly high nighttime temperatures that make late-summer Southern gardens look like crap? I for one refuse to go outside when the thermometer reads 80°F—or higher—at eight o’clock in the morning.

For those of you lucky enough to have one, get into the habit of regularly fine-tuning your irrigation clock’s program. It’s really not that daunting: I offer my Luddite self as Exhibit A.  Fresh water is a terrible thing to waste. If your warm-season lawn has established, turn the grass zones off until spring. (The easiest way to do this is to reduce all the Zone Run Times to zero. Consider your grass established if it has weathered one entire growing season.) Dormant grass needs much less in the way of inputs than actively growing grass: in fact, dormant grass needs no inputs at all. Why? Because it’s asleep. Please don’t you or your lawn service mow, overseed with rye, spray, fertilize or treat for mole crickets from now until April: hold off on the mole cricket thing until July, when the treatment does some good. (A special note on overseeding: it’s mostly for people who love to mow. In general it’s a detrimental practice. People who want green lawns all year should move to Borneo.) A March treatment with a pre-emergent weed-killer is fine, I guess, if you don’t mind colluding in the degradation of the environment.

Warm-season grasses go dormant for a reason. Leave them alone. “I am the grass,” said Carl Sandburg. “Let me work.”

(In case you’re wondering, I weed our lawn by hand. I find the activity relaxing and gratifying and peaceful. Nobody bothers me when I’m weeding for fear of getting roped in.)

Frost is in the air this morning, and on the truck. Didn’t see any on the ground, but I may have been squinting. Guess I’d best hustle to move the rest of the plants I’d like to winter over onto the screened porch before temperatures drop that final degree.

It’s important to know the historical first and last frost dates for your area, because they are what determine the official length of your particular growing season. For most of us, that means “when it’s safe to put the bedding plants out” and “when to bring the houseplants back in.” Wilmington, NC’s earliest recorded freeze was on October 16, 1876. (The National Weather Service no longer publishes records from before the 1930s. Why do you suppose that is? Do they disdain the instrumentation of the time?) Wilmington's latest recorded freeze was April 21, 1983. As an example of how contiguous areas can differ, coastal Brunswick County's respective dates are later (October 30) and earlier (April 9).

The Old Farmers’ Almanac (or its website: www.almanac.com) is a good place to look for local information. Matter of fact, I just gleaned some interesting frost factoids from them.

1.      A light freeze occurs between 29 and 32°F. Tender plants are killed, but most others—like my lettuces—shrug it off.

2.      Between 25 and 28°F is considered a moderate freeze. You can count on fruit and flower blossoms and tender and semi-hardy plants to get blasted. It’s also curtains for the true annuals.

3.      Colder than 24°F rates as a severe freeze, with across-the-board severe damage to vegetation.

I spent the 20 years immediately after university graduation in ’way upstate New York, in a town aptly nicknamed “The Refrigerator.” Consequently, I’m enduringly grateful to be in southeastern North Carolina now. Only about 500 yards from my front door, the Gulf-Stream-warmed Atlantic moderates temperatures year-round. Of course, temperatures are experienced relatively. In wintertime New York, a 40° day felt positively shirt-sleeves-only balmy. When the thermometer drops that low these days, I’m swaddled in layers upon layers. Blood thins out more quickly than it thickens, I’m here to tell you.

We humans are never satisfied, are we? Seems everyone was just whining about how hot it’s been, like, forever. At least keeping a garden minimizes the disconnect from the natural world The Experts tell us more and more Americans suffer.

           

            Sorry, no pictures this post. I figure you know what your irrigation clock looks like: besides, a snap of mine has only about a 25% chance of being helpful. I’m also confident you’ve likely seen a thermometer before. I’ll do better next time.   
     

            And now for a little rant. I am thoroughly bummed.

            It started with my husband, Tim, who has no trouble shopping without a list. (Stay with me—it’s not the non sequitur it seems.) Me, I have to have a list; otherwise it’s just aimless wandering around a store. When I turn on the computer, I have a specific site and task in mind. Tim, on the other hand, loves ambling about in cyberspace, embracing serendipity. Monday night, serendipity led him to www.digindirt.com, a garden blog registry.

            “You gotta check this out!” he bubbled. So I promised I would.

            Tuesday morning I did, duly registering “Gardening from the Ground Up.” What the heck, I thought, let’s take a look at what else is on offer. Scrolling through the first few pages of blog descriptions, I noticed the number of pages listed at the bottom of each page kept growing. After scanning down page 15, I clicked on “last” instead of “next.” “Last” turned out to be page 96. At an average 12 entries per page, that’s 1152 gardening blogs, not including mine or those of the 85 other people likely to register today. And that’s just one registry site. There are dozens.

            So much for my great original idea.

            Based on the approximately 200 descriptions I read, I have to say this: at least I can spell, and never post anything without proofreading it multiple times. One lady wanted us to read about her “arden.” Someone else desired to spread his knowledge of growing “galric.” Another needed to pass on instructions for installing a “manafold.” Many have problems with the space bar. More have trouble with comma placement. SOME WRITE ALL IN CAPS, like they’re yelling at you. The blogosphere may be the great leveler, but, as far as I can tell from this cursory survey, the level is pretty low, at least literarily.

            Yes, I’m a writing snob. It’s worse than that, actually: I’m a writing curmudgeon. Chalk it up to my unfortunate beliefs that a) anything worth doing is worth doing well, and b) one ought to be careful what one foists on the public at large.

            Thanks for dropping by and for letting me get that off my chest. Your comments appreciated. Stay warm! 

                                                                                  Kathy  

NOVEMBER WRAP-UP

            I imagine that most blogs, like a large percentage of small business start-ups, fail early on. While not qualifying for any world readership records, Gardening from the Ground Up has racked up a respectable number of pageviews since its launch, and induced two people other than Tim to become followers. Thanks to everyone who checked out the site, and my deepest appreciation to recidivists.

            Thought I’d use this final post of November 2010 to recap the month’s posts, add in stuff I forgot, clear up ambiguities, update on-going projects, and such like.

NO-DIG BULB PLANTING

            I’ve gotten a few questions about the no-dig bulb planting method outlined on the 16^th. Tim and I had occasion to plant 400 of the 2200 daffodils Brent and Becky sent us after the post ran. Since pictures are worth thousands of words, I whipped out the trusty digital and documented the process. (Remember, you can click on the pictures to make them bigger, then hit the “back” arrow to return to the text.)

Photo # 1

       

   Photo #1: Pull back the mulch, and run a hard-rake over the cleared area to ruffle the surface. Toss the bulbs into the cleared space. Notice that there are several different cultivars here, a good way to extend bloom season. If you like the naturalized look, move ahead to Photo #3. (You don’t have to worry about the bulbs lying on their sides. One of nature’s many wonders is that they’ll pull themselves upright by the roots. This is particularly soothing knowledge if you’re planting corms: it’s hard to tell if those wrinkly little buttons are right-side-up or not.) If you have anal tendencies, as I do, check out Photo #2.

           




Photo # 2

        

 Photo #2: Arrange the bulbs so they’re not so messy and random-looking, and are, in fact, upright. For the best flowering display, keep them close together. I usually try for no more than three to four inches. In this picture you can see the raked-back pine straw, helping you gauge the size of this bed, which holds about 175 bulbs.



            Photo #3: Mix three-and-a half to four pounds of bulb food (NOT bonemeal) to a 50-pound bag of Black Kow (or whatever) and distribute over the bulbs, following up with soil conditioner (a finely ground pine-bark product). On average, it takes two 50-pound bags of Kow and four or five bags of conditioner to cover about 200 bulbs. (That’ll set you back $18 to $20, but what’s your time worth?) Replace the mulch and, Bob’s your uncle, you’re done without ever touching a trowel.

CONTAINER FERTILIZER RECIPE  

      

Make your own no-burn container fertilizer by combining six 16-ounce cupfuls of Espoma Holly-Tone or Plant-Tone with one 16-ounce cupful of kelp meal. Apply generous amounts at planting and again in January or February. (What’s “generous”?  I generally use one batch per each 32-quart bag of potting soil. How much you use to topdress in late winter depends on the size of the container.) Remember—the nutrients in the Osmocote beads can’t be released unless the soil temperature is 70°F or higher. Save the time-release stuff for summer.

I’ll add a link to Espoma’s website on the right. If you live in my area, their mostly natural products are available at Farmers Supply near the bottom of Oleander Drive in Wilmington. 



VEGETABLE SURPRISE

Late harvest

            The day before Thanksgiving, I moseyed out to my disappointing vegetable garden with the aim of yanking everything out of it, when what to my wondering eyes did appear but the first red tomato to come out of the miserable patch since early July. There were also a pair of bell peppers and a trio of ‘Cosmic Purple’ carrots from the crop I’d sown back in August.



            Gardening is like that. Just when you think you know everything, you learn you’re not even in the ball park. The tired, tattered vines held another 20 or so green tomatoes, so I left them alone. If frost continues holding off, we may actually get one or two more vine-ripened fruit. How about that?

Late lettuces

            The most recent lettuce transplants are hanging in as well in their EarthBoxes on the deck. Lettuce stands up to light frost, so I should be harvesting for a while yet—through most of the winter if I remember to cover it on the nippier nights.

            Anybody know a good way to ripen green tomatoes? My kitchen’s windowsill space is severely limited. I tried the cardboard-box-in-a-cool-dark-place last winter: didn’t work that well. I still had little green tomatoes in March. Maybe under the clothesbasket under the bed wasn’t dark or cool enough.

HOUSEPLANT UPDATE

            Well, nothing’s died yet. The papayas immediately dropped all their mature leaves, but the new ones keep coming. We’re sweeping up a dustpan-full of variegated Solanum foliage every day too, but as is usual with many- and small-leaved specimens, the loss isn’t too noticeable. Yet.

            The cats chewed the Ledebouria and the Hemigraphis, so I swathed them in bird-netting. The Cordyline, a veteran of the kitchen, soldiers stoically on, as does the dracaena. The mango is sulking, but what else would you expect from a mango? The mystery plant seems unfazed, if thirsty… so far.

            The original nine have been joined by the dahlia off the front porch, and a gift from my friend, Christine (the source of the papayas)—the majorly cool-looking tapeworm fern. Its formal, patented name is ribbon plant, but how boring is that for a plant whose flattened stems actually resemble green tapeworms? The cats have expressed interest in chewing on the tapeworm, too, but I’m trying tough love, rustling the dreaded plastic bag whenever necessary.

            My friend Ted gave me a bottle of SuperThrive. I’ve seen its comic-book-like adverts in American Nurseryman for years, but was skeptical. It claims to be—and I quote—“#1 ACTIVATOR, #1 REVIVER, #1 TRANSPLANTER, #1 EXTRA GROWER, #1 PERFECTER.” Ted says it’s worth a try, so I shall. Hey, plants in my house need all the help they can get.

            Thanks for dropping by. Can you believe it’s almost December already?

                                                                       

                                                                                        Kathy